Two pilots survived the crash of a U.S. B-2 bomber in Guam yesterday. The B-2 carries a price tag in the vicinity of $1.2 billion.
I bet their insurance rates are SO going up now.
Place: An insurance office
Time: The Future
B-2 pilot: So, can I get insurance on my new plane?
Insurance Agent: I’m sure you can, let me just look you up in the system. (click, click, type, click). Ooooooo. Oh my. Well, we’re looking at monthly premiums around $52.5 million. We can auto-withdraw that if you like.
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