Every word of this Washington Post column, “Demon Denim,” by conservative intellectual columnist George F. Will is in accordance with my beliefs about pants. Will and I are in total, unmitigated agreement. I am disturbed by this, but not as disturbed as you after you read the column.
It bears mentioning that I am 31 and was raised in a trailer house on the Iron Range; Will is almost 70, the highly educated son of a philosophy professor. I don’t know how this happened.
(Pictured: Me, left, drinking Sprite in college with friends.)