Shhhhcrerrrr-rrrsssssshhhh-owaaaaaaa: Duluth Air Show

The U.S. Navy Blue Angels flight team will perform at the Duluth Air Show this weekend in Northern Minnesota. PHOTO: U.S. Navy, Creative Commons

The U.S. Navy Blue Angels flight team will perform at the Duluth Air Show this weekend in Northern Minnesota. PHOTO: U.S. Navy, Creative Commons

“What troubles you, my dear?” Arthur peeled off his black sock, pale skin shining in the darkened room. His pensive wife stared out the window of their Victorian mansion.

“Shhhhcrerrrrrrrsssssshhhhowaaaaaaa?” she asked.

“Oh, my Angel, whatever would cause you to ask that question. Of course I love you.”

“Schhhooooooooowwwwwwwaaaaaaashhhhh!” she bemoaned.

“This again? My dear, we cannot let people tear us down, simply because I am an wealthy older  man and you are a comely young fighter jet from Detroit.”

“FFfffesshhhheeeeeewwwwwwwww!”

“Air Show? The Duluth, Minnesota, Air Show is this weekend? My dear, I beg of you. Don’t do this. If you go, I know you won’t come back to me. I know he’s there. That … refueling truck.

Shhhhhwwwwooooooooooooooo!”

“He has what you need? Have I not provided you with what you need? Your advanced navigational system? One hundred pairs of landing gear? Those big twin jets you use to get attention? I’ll bet Mr. Refueling Truck sure enjoys those on your weekend trysts.”

” Shhhhhssshhhhshhhhhheeeeeeeeeeooooooooow!”

“Nooooooooo! I’m lost without you. I can’t raise these flying children on my own! I’m from another generation!

[SONIC BOOM] [AFTERBURNERS]

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