Here’s one of the “top stories” from Yahoo News this morning:
“Billy Ray Cyrus apologizes for seatbelt gaffe“
Let’s go back to journalism school. Who? What? Why? Where? When? How?
Who: Billy Ray Cyrus, washed up country star who sang “Achy Breaky Heart,” a song so stupid that it almost triggered the End Times (unless it actually did, which is a working theory in many fundamentalist circles).
What: Something about seatbelts. Is this 1988?
Why: Billy Ray Cyrus is news again because his daughter is the girl who plays “Hannah Montana.”
Where and When: ‘Merica, the present
How: Don’t know, but when we figure it out we’ll have solved all the world’s problems.
One response to “Achy Breaky news stacking”
I really feel I need to get something off my chest and this may be the opportune time to share my long kept secret. Deep breath . . . . O.K. here it goes, I once attended a Billy Ray Cyrus concert at the Decc. *wince*
–AnnMarie