Today is my 10-year high school reunion. Yeah, baby! Cherry High School Class of 1998! As class president, I got stuck with organizing the reunion. My main job was to pick the meats for the three-meat buffet. Here’s what I went with:

• baron of beef
• roasted turkey
• lasagna

I hope people like it.

I’m really looking forward to the reunion. After all, this is how I looked in 1998.

And look at me now!

Yup. Just swimmin’ with my money. Just like I always do.

But seriously, I look almost exactly the same now as I did then. That’s the secret. Start out looking middle aged.