Tarnations! The U.S. Postal Service is dropping Saturday home delivery in August. Now my Time Magazine won’t come until Monday, which is the same day my new e-edition of Newsweek is waiting to be downloaded on my iPad but that I usually don’t download because who has that kind of bandwidth? We have limited bandwidth! I opened my Newsweek the other day and President Obama’s voice came out. Wife says, “I thought you already watched that?” I did! It’s the Newsweek. It’s talking to me. Bandwidth!

I am caught between two very disparate worlds, each unable to serve my specific situation!

I guess I’ll just have to rely more on the local paper, which ran a “Dear Abby” promo as a skybox on the front page layout.

Boom. That happened.

So I guess life will get better when the FCC follows through with recent plans to create a universal wifi network across the nation. Nope, that’s not likely either.

You and me, reader. We’ll get through this.