When I was a reporter I would often have to translate police reports into normal human words. For countless journalists, this is a full time job.

However, this tweet from the Ely Police Department requires no editing:

Press Release: pic.twitter.com/V2HU9cHOT5

— Ely Police Dept (@ElyPolice) May 23, 2019

That’s one bad-ass momma deer ready to mess you up.