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This is Jim. He is holding a brown paper bag full of money.
The headline is an homage to the Chisholm-Hibbing Airport’s recent TV ad campaign featured a lovable everyman named Jim. It’s a good thing “Jim” didn’t linger too long at the airport or he might have seen something he shouldn’t have. I haven’t posted about the longstanding controversy surrounding the Chisholm-Hibbing Airport, its former director and…
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A toddler, a truck and the theory of relativity
This is my Sunday, Feb. 10 column for the Hibbing Daily Tribune. So the other day our son Henry, who is two and a half, picked up a toy truck from the coffee table, examined it carefully and made a simple declaration. “I’ve had this truck a long time.” We offered the standard parent agreement,…
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Iron Range stands at modern crossroads
This is my weekly column for the Hibbing Daily Tribune published Sunday, Feb. 3, 2008. Iron Range stands at modern crossroadsBy Aaron J. BrownModern life hums with information and responsibilities, sometimes real and sometimes imagined. Every day I update the blog, prepare classes, and blaze a trail through the woods while connected wirelessly to the…
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Franken vs. Coleman comes to the Range
This e-mail I got from the Franken for Senate campaign shows an interesting window into how both Al Franken and Sen. Norm Coleman plan to operate on the Iron Range. Norm will try to tell us that if we vote for him he’ll open a box of butterflies and each butterfly will glow with a…
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Brace yourselves: ‘super’ week awaits us
Will the team from New York prevail? Will 2008 be an historic year? Who will carry the pivotal state of Arizona? Are the TV ads the best part or just a distraction from what really matters? What am I talking about? See, that’s the thing. You’ll notice that these questions work for both the upcoming…
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Celebrate National Something Month this month
… Thyroid Awareness Month must share its month with Soup Month, Oatmeal Month and Braille Literacy Month. Now, I like soup. I like oatmeal. I’m all for the Braille. But as an informed citizen who seeks to abide by the commemorative months discussed on the 5:15 TV news dump, what I am to do? I…
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Baby, you can boot up my car
Nothing gets people thinking about the past or future better than a bland, even foreboding present. Possible economic recession? Yuck. Uncertainty in the presidential election? Nothing but ulcers for political junkies like me. And since the past involves “quantified research,” it’s so much easier to just envision the future. That’s what folks did last week…
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Freaking beobabs everywhere!
Who remembers “The Little Prince?” In this French children’s book by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, a pilot meets an alien who looks like a little kid. This “Little Prince” lives on a tiny planet where all he does is pull up the baobab trees so they don’t take root and choke his world. C’est une métaphore!…
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JOBZ analysis in Hibbing paper
One of the primary economic development strategies of Gov. Tim Pawlenty’s administration has been the use of tax-free zones in rural areas, called “JOBZ.” The program gives businesses a break from property, payroll and sales taxes during a fixed period to encourage growth. It’s one of those ideas that sounds foolproof at first blush, but…
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A ‘surge’ of ‘hybrids’ last year
With politics in full swing after last week’s Iowa caucuses and next week’s New Hampshire primary, it’s easy to overload on words right now. Candidates pour words aplenty upon the voters, some true, some truish, some true lite, and the rest regular old false. But while people sometimes distort the truth, words themselves don’t lie.…
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Behold 2008’s great bounty
Stop! What’s that sound? That gentle ringing … or it buzzing? Why, it can only be one thing. The future! The rest will have to wait; it’s time to answer the call. Behold, my 2008 predictions for the Iron Range and to a lesser extent … THE WORLD! POLITICSThe political world is shocked to its…
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Brown on the Air: Time
I had the high honor of appearing as the guest on this morning’s “What’s for Breakfast” segment on the 91.7 KAXE Morning Show. Tomorrow, my weekly essay will appear on “Between You and Me” between 10 a.m. and noon. The topic this week is appropriate for today: time. See, today is my birthday, the big…
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Our dog is still alive and other Christmas news
So we sent out our Christmas cards which were actually just letters, and photocopied letters at that. I’ve read the etiquette columns and I know such documents should be augmented with personal notes, ribbons and probably glitter, but we just sent out the black and white photo letter. We have three boys under the age…
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My moustache mistake
I made a dumb mistake in my column yesterday. In a (mostly) satirical column I suggested that Minnesota trade its high-profile Republican Gov. Tim Pawlenty to North Dakota for its Republican Gov. John Hoeven, a bunch of steaks and two nuclear weapons. In the column I say that Minnesota hasn’t had a governor with a…
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Trade talk could be applied elsewhere
The whole debate got me thinking: What if we could trade away people in politics or the media for prospects? It could solve some problems. Therefore I have decided to propose several non-sports trades for our state and region. The first big trade I suggest is to send Minnesota’s Republican Gov. Tim Pawlenty to North…